ssansy: “ wheresanegg: “old iOS looks like how dj got us fallin’ in love by usher sounds ” i literally hate language, i hate that you can just say shit like this and it actually makes sense ”

ssansy:

wheresanegg:

old iOS looks like how dj got us fallin’ in love by usher sounds

i literally hate language, i hate that you can just say shit like this and it actually makes sense

dunkstein:

koobaxion:

here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.

Counterpoint: monkey instinct says uncovering secret bounty from colorful shell good as fuck

auwa:

barbieprivilege2:

dr. phil is such a stunt queen OMG i’m watching this episode from like 2003 and before the commercial break without prompt he was like : Do you have an email called anal*long beep*@*beep*.com ? and it jst showed the audience’s Like repulsed faces then he was like We’ll be right back.

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